What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say βare you ready kid?β
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Why Is the Rum Gone?
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. βYe gads, matey,β says Morty. βWhat happened to ya?β Sol says, βMe pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.β
βAnd yer hand?β asks Marty.
βWhen me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.β
βOK, but whatβs with the eye patch?β
βI was standinβ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.β
βBut ya donβt go blind from no seagull poop.β
βTrue,β says Sol. βBut it was me first day with the hook.β