Men jokes
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.