What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it