Joke

NOOOOOOO DONT do IT

YEEEEEEES DO IT

NOOOOOOOOO DONT ITS GOT COnSEQencEsSsSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If i ever said that my mom would kill me before i did.

Yes

Oh god. 💀

just tell her:"don't worry suicide would be the last thing i would do"

I usually say “sorry I’ll cut it off”