Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".