Insect

Insect Jokes

Butterfly

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

Bug

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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  • Bee

    Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?

    Because he loves his honey.

    Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

    Ant

    Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

    Fly

    What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

    It got pissed off.

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  • Mosquito Net

    If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

    Grasshopper

    A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

    The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

    Punishment

    Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

    Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

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