Mosquito

Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS

What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

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