Mosquito

Mosquito Jokes

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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  • Hat

    A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

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  • Porn star

    What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

    One stops sucking when you smack it.

    Blonde

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

    One stops sucking when you smack it.

    Net

    We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

    Kid

    What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

    They both got a 10% survival rate...

    Mom

    Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

    Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

    God

    God creates a mosquito :)

    God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

    Angel: okay... a bug.

    God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.

    Angel: weird... but okay...

    God: and give it wings.

    Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

    God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

    Angel: *shook* o-okay

    God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

    Angel: .-.

    God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*

    Angel: *cries*

    Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

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  • Mosquito Net

    If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

    Africa

    Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

    Pornstar

    What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

    No one stops sucking.

    Say yes if you wanna fuck.

    Africa

    If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

    Condom

    Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

    Blonde

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

    Language

    What do you call a mosquito in your language?

    We don't call them, they just come and bite.