Impact jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I couldnโt understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! ๐คฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.