A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Gallows Jokes
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
