Film

Film Jokes

Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Difference

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Actor

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • women's rights

    I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

    Shark

    If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

    Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Grave

    I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

    Movie

    Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

    Orphan

    I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

    Marijuana

    I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

    Paul Walker

    What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

    Movie

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Movie

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Movie

    It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

    Finding Emo.

    Sense

    What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Chemo

    What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.