Film jokes
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What's a skeleton's favorite movie?
Indiana Bones.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.