My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
what do u call a kid with a special sense of humor autism hahaha
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
