Sense

Sense Jokes

Lie

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

Doorbell

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Spider-Man

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Crap

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

Gun

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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  • Comic

    Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

    Dad

    My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

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  • Friend

    My friend has a dry sense of humor.

    Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

    Fashion Sense

    Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

    Movie

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Film

    What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

    They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

    Hail

    A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

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  • News

    Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"

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  • Number

    Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

    Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

    Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

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