What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is a sharkโs favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
