Shark

Shark Jokes

Ocean

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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  • Octopus

    Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Great white

    Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

    because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

    People

    If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • Bike

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Job loss

    A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

    Stuff

    What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

    A slow swimmer...

    Movie

    If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    Kid

    Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

    I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.