Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
