YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
you're mama so fat she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: 'sorry for your weight' instead of 'sorry for the wait'
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
