Fat

Fat Jokes

Fat Person

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Common

    What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

    Boy

    I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

    Momma

    Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

    11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

    Mom

    You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

    Mama

    Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

    Mama

    Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

    Bath

    At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

    Ugliness

    You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

    Brain

    Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

    Insult

    1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

    Mama

    Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"