Fat jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
My mate Noha.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?