Group jokes

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina