What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
