Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
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Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
