Pokemon jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"