Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Peanut butter 🧈
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually I shouldn't spread it.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Butter believe it
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
