What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
My day started out great until I woke up
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
