Ball jokes
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Eshay.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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