How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
