Autism

Autism Jokes

ADD

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

Boy

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

Kid

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

School

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

Point

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Pee

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.