Autism jokes
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.