*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
