Wheelchair jokes
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.