Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Comeback

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

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  • Guy

    What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?

    MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

    People

    Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

    Cannibal

    What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

    Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

    Yo mama

    Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

    Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

    Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

    Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

    Speaker

    What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

    Rolling Loud ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽธ

    Man

    What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

    "I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

    Boy

    What couldnโ€™t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnโ€™t stand up for himself.

    Suicide

    My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

    Kid

    Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

    Vegetable

    My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.

    Cabbage

    How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?

    The wheelchair floats to the top.

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  • Meals on wheels

    What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

    Meals on wheels ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ

    Bike

    You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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