Website

Website Jokes

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Site

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

Metal

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Email

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Moderator

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Orphan

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Tree

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Brother

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Gwen

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Orphan

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.