Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Metal Jokes
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Rust in peace.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
