Piano jokes
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.