Suicide

Suicide Jokes

Emo

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

Hang

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

Freedom

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

Death

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

Time

They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!

Tax

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Money

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Burrito

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Accident

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

Thought

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?