What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
cock cock and cum
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
