Rape jokes

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.