Rape jokes
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"