I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
President Jokes
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
I like mine's extra cheesy!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Trevor Bauer for President.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
