President

President Jokes

Plane

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Turkey

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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  • Gun

    If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

    Biden: *falls over on steps*

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  • White House

    Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

    Trump

    Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

    Bullet

    John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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  • Hitler

    Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

    A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

    Family

    The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

    Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

    Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

    Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

    Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

    Felon

    I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

    Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

    ...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

    Obama

    What is a government mandate?

    When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.