The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
