Offensive jokes
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.