10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
How do you say nose in Spanish?
hmm.... No se.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
