i got them red Gucci bracelets
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
