Movie jokes
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.