what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
