Movie jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.