Movie jokes

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂