Movie jokes
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."