Men jokes
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Erectile dysfunction.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!