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Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more autism noun a neurodevelopmental condition of variable severity with lifelong effects that can be recognized from early childhood, chiefly characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behaviour. "students with autism want to be accepted like every other student"

hello my child

help heeeeeeeeeeeelp heelp help

I think this joke is very insensitive

shut you face greg you hide behind that computer and yell at people on the internet instead of actually going out of your way and helping people in need, you are the problem

omg thanks john

no problem

john you were greg all along

just wanted to feel special

do you forgive me