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Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."

Comments (39)

joe mama

im kenyan im uncle joe thanks

hahahhahahahhaaaa not even kidding my friends did that loll

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😆

yeah ok but whose side is the uncle on? moms or dads?

His mom was nice and wet 😉

yummy yummy delicous white frosting

im fucking my girl as im reading this

My parents broke up that way but the joke is sooooooo funny

OMG HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT ME AND HIS MOM DID LAST SUMMER

ACTUALLY THIS DOES NTO DESERVE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME AND YOU KNOW JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW FOR THE BIBLB E AND Y

bro the white stuff is great it just satisfies me

Nobody is gonna want to read this damn shit you fucking retarded fatherless no milk and no mummy.

ooh sex gets in my mind very fast

Hey, why is this talking about