Ho jokes
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl? HO, HO, HO!
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Gay people.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends