Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Hitler.
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people
But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying
What car does Hitler drive?
A fuhrerri.
What planet did Hitler hate the most? Jewpiter.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
My granddad killed hitler
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
