Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.