Hairline jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

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What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

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This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.