Hairline

Hairline Jokes

Energy

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Head

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Hair

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

West

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

Dad

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Length

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Space

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Slave

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.