Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.