Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
So Duracell batteries do run out .
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
Why did the dog πΆ wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. π
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
Stephen hawking isnβt dead heβs just canβt walk to the shop and get new batteries π
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because itβs ever-rest
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
