Energy Jokes

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.