What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
rizz
are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
An drew a picture of Andrew
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
