My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
my great grandpa killed hitler
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
