Former jokes
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
My bumper sticker says: "đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Memes
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Memes
Community
Ethan, SaH, I need a list of as many current and former moderators, ranging from Dagger to Me to technically Madi, if there’s too many or not enough I’ll add some mods from Wje Lounge(yes this is for the Starving Games)
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more
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